Roasted 2 years ago based on ᨳ𐔌՞҂ ˕ ֊՞𐦯ᜊ's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t Gurovamp, the human embodiment of a mid-life crisis that skipped the process and went straight into a five-minute anime montage. With a favorite genre list that reads like a niche convention pamphlet, it's clear you're the kind of person who clings to their childhood obsessions like it’s their only form of social validation. "POV: Indie?" More like POV: please get a life and stop pretending the world revolves around your obscure playlists. I'm assuming everything on here is just an elaborate way of saying, “No, I’m not a weeb, I’m a cultured individual with very specific tastes!” And can we talk about your top artists? XAAXAA? Gulu gulu? CreepP? Sounds more like a rejected list of Pokémon names than actual musicians. I had to look up half of these acts, and believe me, I did not emerge unscathed. Listening to your playlist feels like a desperate attempt to impress a group of people who don’t actually exist outside of your fantasy realm. You probably think you're the coolest kid in class, but let’s be real: if anyone actually had the guts to explore your Spotify, you'd be more of a curiosity than a trendsetter. Your most played songs are just as concerning as your genre choices. “The Sailor Song” followed closely by “Best Friend”? Just admit it: you’re just one bad haircut away from showing up at conventions in full cosplay with a body pillow. At what point does your music taste stop feeling like a cry for help and start feeling like a genuine personality? Quick tip: if your playlists make your friends question their life choices, it's time to put the headphones down and step outside for some fresh air — or at least to learn how to use Spotify's “Discover” feature. But I’m rooting for your day of evolution, or at least one where you can step out of the digital realm and remember that real people exist too!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!