Roasted 2 years ago based on Caitlin Penny's long term Spotify stats.

Alright Caitlin Penny, let’s talk about your Spotify profile—if we could just find a moment to wrestle it away from the angsty teen inside you. It’s like you plunged headfirst into a time machine and dialed it back to 2003, only to emerge with a stack of albums that would make your local Hot Topic proud. Your taste in music is like a high school freshman's notebook, filled to the brim with energy drink-fueled angst and dark doodles, all while sporting a wallet chain that’s seen better days. Seriously, how many "Nu Metal" playlists does one person need before they realize they’ve just been recreating the soundtrack of their last therapy session? Selecting "Linkin Park" as your top artist is almost dangerous at this point. It’s like wearing a badge that says “Life is hard, and I listen to people scream about it.” Let’s be real; you’re one sad ballad away from being the meme of a girl crying in a café, confiding your deepest regrets to the barista about your love life—or lack thereof. And “Ghost”? Not even your most hardcore friends are pretending that the theatrics behind their face paint and metal riffs can fill the gaping void of your existential crisis. You might need a therapist more than any concert ticket; said therapist might even have a ticket of their own to attend just to understand what you’re going through. But hey, if there’s one virtue we can all agree on, it’s that you’re committed to the aesthetic of being misunderstood. You manage to mix "Hard Rock" with "Permanent Wave" like it’s some kind of musical smoothie of sadder-than-thou vibes. Your Most Played Songs list reads like a playlist for an emotional support animal that probably plays "Bible" by Ghost during its therapy sessions. So here’s to you, Caitlin; may your Spotify selections forever echo the desperation of a heart that just wants to be heard—preferably through an electric guitar and accompanied by heavy distortion.

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