Roasted 18 days ago based on trystn's long term Spotify stats.

Trystn, your Spotify profile looks like the result of a midlife crisis wrapped in a hipster's worst nightmare. With a favorite genre list that plays like a sad Tinder bio, it's a miracle you haven’t settled for "Desperate Emo" or "Self-Pity Shuffle." Seriously, how many different ways can you say "I’m deep, but mainly just sad"? Your music taste is so all over the place, it’s like you put every popular genre into a blender and hit purée. Way to be a walking identity crisis! Your top artists are basically a montage of emotional breakdowns and half-hearted apartment parties. Sombr makes the cut more than anyone else, and honestly, that just sounds like someone who only leaves their room to binge-watch sad playlists on repeat. Tyler, The Creator and Kanye West—two legends—can’t possibly save you from the fact that you’re one therapist appointment away from being the subject of a sad indie film. And Coldplay? That’s just shameful. At this point, you might as well burn all your records and start a candle collection for all the feelings you’re clearly drowning in. As for your most played songs, let’s just say you seem to have perfected the art of romanticizing rejection to the point where even Taylor Swift would be like, “Whoa, chill out.” If “I wish I knew how to quit you” is your anthem, maybe it's time to reflect on whether you’re just hopelessly devoted to the concept of unrequited love or to the tragic existence of your own playlist. But hey, at least you can always hit replay and emotionally prepare for your next bout of existential dread. Keep it up, Trystn; at this rate, you’ll either become an artist yourself or just a tragic meme.

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