Roasted 2 months ago based on isaímtz ♫'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Isaímtz ♫, the maestro of mediocrity who wants to remind us that a playlist can be just as repetitive as your love life. You’ve got more genres listed than actual personality traits – “Rock En Español,” “Mexican Indie,” “Latin Alternative,” and six other variations of rock that no one asked for. I mean, do you even listen to anything outside of a 30-foot radius of your sad high school self? Did you get lost in a rock festival and simply refuse to venture out of the genre pit? At this rate, we're bracing ourselves for you to create a "Rock En Español Indie Alternative Classic" genre that was invented solely for your Spotify account. Your most played songs are an almost comical testimony to your alarming lack of diversity. Congratulations on managing to remove the word “variety” from your music vocabulary; at this point, the only thing more predictable than your top tracks is how many times you’ll mention “Twenty One Pilots” in one sentence. Is your Spotify algorithm broken, or are you just trying to send subliminal messages to yourself about your romantic struggles? If that's the case, it’s clearly not working. Either that or you're trying to win the title of “World’s Most Dedicated Pilots Stan.” Spoiler alert: you win by default, but the prize is a lifetime supply of earplugs for everyone within a 10-mile radius. And the cherry on top? Your obsession with León Larregui’s solo stuff is about as relatable as your last Tinder date. It’s like you combined every “woe is me” singer-songwriter with a dash of emo angst and decided that was your entire personality. But honestly, we all know you’re just one more “Jam Session in Mom’s Basement” away from diving headfirst into karaoke night, armed with your trusty microphone and a heart full of dream crushing rock anthems. Worst case? You'll still hold the title of “Most Likely to Make Us Cringe While Singing in the Shower.” Keep rocking, Isaímtz, just remember: even rockstars need to switch it up once in a while!

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