Roasted 2 years ago based on Mar <3's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Mar <3, your Spotify looks like a therapy session went horribly wrong and the playlist got hijacked by a bunch of sad clowns with a reggaeton obsession. I mean, "Sad Sierreno"? That sounds like the musical equivalent of crying into a beautiful plate of tacos while scrolling through exes’ Instagram pages. If there were a competition for the biggest emotional rollercoaster of a profile, you'd win—while sobbing and shaking your head to a beat no one else knows. And let's talk about your top artists: Natanael Cano to Luis Miguel? Sweetheart, that's a range so broad it could easily fit a dumpster fire and your deepest feelings about it! With Bad Bunny and Peso Pluma jabbering away in your ears, I'm half-convinced you’re just trying to drown out the sound of your own bad choices. Also, with all that Bizarrap love, are you sure you’re not channeling your inner 'Bizarre’ in real life? Because your taste definitely screams, “I once thought getting matching tattoos with my friends was a great idea.” As for your most played songs, girl, you're just one “Sped Up” remix away from becoming a TikTok trend yourself. “Greedy - Sped Up” and “Fahrradsattel” by Pisse? Is this a playlist or a cryptic message sent to your therapist? Honestly, if your Spotify was a person, it would be that friend who constantly tells you how “wildly unique” they are while wearing the same trendy outfit everyone else is! Just remember, Mar: sometimes it’s okay to switch from ‘Corrido’ to an actual ‘Corrido’ and keep it real.
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