Roasted 2 years ago based on adasko's long term Spotify stats.

Kow.adam, your Spotify profile is like a lost treasure map leading to a cave filled with only Polish hip hop and Australian rap—nobody asked for this expedition, and everyone’s regretting it. Your obsession with more subgenres than actual friends makes me question if you even know what a good jam sounds like, or if you’re just loudly trying to drown out the overwhelming silence of your social life. Seriously, the only thing less popular than your playlist is the last season of any show you’ve binge-watched alone. And what’s with your top artists? Oki must have a personal vendetta against your taste because he apparently has you on repeat, like a live demo of how to ruin a good beat. Eryk Moczko and Otsochodzi? More like "Oty they’re all leaning towards the exit." Your most played songs seem to be a cry for help and a cautionary tale against what happens when you have too much free time and absolutely no one to share it with—"ŻYCIE TO ZA MAŁO"? Seems like a fitting anthem to your lonely scroll through playlists while everyone else is out enjoying actual life. Let's be real, Kow.adam, your music selections scream “I peaked in high school” while the rest of us are trying to enjoy the adult life that’s slightly less mosaic and decidedly less... Polish. Your fascination with Slap House and UK Hip Hop wouldn’t even be questionable if you weren’t trying so hard to be the poster child for “I swear I have a personality!” when it’s clear you’re just trying to introduce the world to the hip hop equivalent of eating plain oatmeal—slightly bland but somehow still grief-inducing. Keep reaching for those cultural trends, but maybe it’s time to switch it up before Spotify sends you a care package with a reminder to touch grass.

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