Roasted 29 days ago based on Franz's long term Spotify stats.

Franz, huh? It's like your music taste came straight out of a German high school yearbook: awkward, overly specific, and oddly patriotic. You’ve somehow managed to make a playlist that screams “I peaked in 11th grade” while still managing to squeeze in more genres than anyone ever asked for. What’s next, a deep dive into the history of Klingon opera? I wouldn’t be surprised if the Spotify algorithm mistook your profile for an art project on cultural appropriation gone wrong. Clearly someone hit the ‘shuffle’ button on their personality because your top artists look like they were handpicked from a local flea market. LX and Gzuz? That's cute, fam. But we all know you’re just the poster child for “I have eclectic taste because I’m afraid of commitment.” You’ve got more variations of “German Indie” than I have socks, and considering the state of your favorites, I can only assume that “Miami Bass” is your feeble attempt at staying relevant while probably still thinking flip phones are cool. Let’s talk about those most played songs—Djunis has infiltrated your ears like a bad 2000s reality show, and I can practically hear the growl of shame receding into the depths of Spotify hell. "Cheestrings"? Really? What's next, a tribute to your favorite cheese? At this rate, I’m convinced "Rick Owens" is just a desperate plea for fashion advice that no one asked for. But hey, at least you’ll always have Miami Bass as your guilty pleasure. Just remember, Franz, the only thing worse than your music taste is having to admit to it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!