Roasted 2 years ago based on nevaeh's long term Spotify stats.

Nevaeh, huh? So you decided your name is the only thing that’s going to heaven, while your taste in music is stuck in a never-ending purgatory of basic pop and diluted rap. Your favorite genres read like a desperate search for an identity—like you just threw a dart at a board of Billboard charts and decided to cop out with basic b*tch options. If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone claim to love "Canadian Pop," I'd have enough to pay for your personality makeover. Seriously, are you trying to rep the six or just trying to break the Guinness World Record for the most pedestrian mix of genres? Your top artists list has about as much range as a dial-up modem. Ariana Grande, Drake, SZA, and a sprinkle of Fetty Wap... It's like you combed through Spotify and collected all the most mainstream acts with a mood board designed by corporate flavor-of-the-month marketing teams. What’s next? Are you going to proudly boast about how you’re the world’s biggest fan of "Top 40 Hits from 2015"? To say your music taste has depth would be a compliment; right now, it’s as flat as a computer screen during a Windows update. If you were any more basic, they’d name a Starbucks drink after you. And those most played songs? Wow! It’s like a playlist curated exclusively for people who Netflix-and-chill while scrolling through Instagram captions about vibes. “The Way” by Ariana Grande—like, we get it, you can’t let go of the past. You might as well set your Spotify to “Repeat for Eternity.” I can't tell if your playlist wants to inspire deep emotional conversations or just be background noise while you contemplate ordering the latest overpriced avocado toast. Overall, Nevaeh, your Spotify profile is giving off major “I’m just trying to fit in” vibes. Good luck with that identity crisis; maybe this time you’ll find something a little less... predictable.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!