Roasted 8 months ago based on Webec's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Webec, your Spotify profile is like a middle school diary on steroids—full of angst and questionable decisions. It’s a wonder you haven’t released an album titled "Moodswings and Bad Haircuts." With a genre list that reads like a tragic episode of “What’s Next for Emo Kids,” you clearly believe the deeper your music taste is, the deeper your existential crisis must be. Punk... Proto-Punk... Shoegaze? Are you trying to compile a soundtrack for a therapy session or just preparing for your next dramatic monologue? And let’s talk about those top artists. So, you enjoy a mysterious blend of Lana Del Rey’s melodrama and the Sex Pistols’ rebellion while still holding a torch for your girl, Barbie? It’s like you’re one existential crisis away from starting a band called “The Sad Plastic Dolls.” My Chemical Romance? We get it, you’re still waiting for the high school prom that never happened. While your taste is as broad as your wardrobe is black, it’s visibly screaming for some self-care and a little fun; maybe diversify a bit? Now for your most played songs—what's going on there, Webec? "Here I Am - Keira Version" by Barbie tops the charts, and that’s where my faith in humanity shrinks quicker than your self-esteem at a Blur concert. With choice gems like "i like the way you kiss me" and tracks from artists whose names sound like they were randomly generated, it’s clear you’re cultivating a collection of "songs to cry to while shunning the sun." I hope these tracks help you in your grand journey of self-discovery... or at least distract from the fact that you probably still wear band tees from Hot Topic.

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