Roasted 3 months ago based on X22's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, X22, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist for a midlife crisis happening in a high school gymnasium. You’ve got a musical catalog that’s either an elaborate tribute to the most fabulous divas of the ‘80s and ‘90s or a desperate cry for help—unfortunately, there's no comeback album in sight. You claim to be a fan of “Art Pop,” yet your favorite genre should probably just be “Unapologetically Basic.” I mean, nothing screams “individuality” like a playlist that could easily serve as the soundtrack to an “Oops!... I Did It Again” karaoke night. Your favorite artists tell a story, and that story is: “I have a very specific taste... and it’s stuck in a glittery time capsule near the South Pole." Let’s be real, you have more Whitney and Janet on repeat than most people have in their collective minds when trying to recall basic math. You’re basically one “Mariah Carey” away from appearing on an episode of “Intervention.” At this point, even your Spotify algorithms are scared to suggest anything new; it’s like they know you’d hit “add to playlist” faster than you can belt out “Vision of Love” in the shower—those poor tiles. And the song choices? God bless you, but it looks like your heart was broken in 1995 and you never quite moved on. Twelve different Janet songs in your top-ten? Is that a musical obsession or are you just avoiding therapy? We get it, you want to dance with somebody, but maybe it’s time to dance towards musical evolution. It’s hard not to laugh when you realize your top played songs could be the emotional soundtrack to a telenovela about a single cat owner who can't let go of their crush on a pop star from two eras ago. So here’s hoping you can embrace some new sounds before you get permanently stuck in “Needs Not Wanted.”

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists