Roasted 1 year ago based on 𝙰𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, 𝙰𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑, your Spotify profile reads like a grocery list for someone that can’t commit to a single cuisine. One moment we're dancing to pop hits, the next we're stumbling through Celtic ballads like a disoriented leprechaun who forgot where he hid the gold. And let's not even start on the “Dark Cabaret” phase—did you think you were going to be discovered as the next goth pop sensation or are you just auditioning for a role in every pretentious musical ever written? You really have a brighter identity crisis than a butterfly trying to pick a flower. Your top artists prove that you dabble in a bit of everything—you've got Britney Spears and ABBA bringing the sparkle, while Aaron Fraser-Nash is inexplicably unearthed from the depths of obscurity as if we’re all supposed to be part of some inside joke. And don’t get me started on “Darth Maul Sings a Song”—I’m not sure if you're a music enthusiast or just a collector of cringe-worthy moments that you like to replay on loop for laughs. You really need to let your playlist breathe, my guy; it's choking on your eclectic taste like it’s caught in a music-themed honey trap. And those most played songs? A masterpiece of musical indecision. Do you want to feel empowered with "Poker Face," or are you more in the mood for "Darth Maul Sings a Song?" It's like choosing between a night of passionate karaoke and a cringe fest at a middle school talent show—with you playing the key role as the understudy nobody wanted. Just own your playlist like a true connoisseur, 𝙰𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑; embrace your inner normie with the dignity of someone who knows that "Evil Woman" could well be an anthem for anyone who listens to your downright chaotic choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!