Roasted 2 years ago based on nobody's long term Spotify stats.

Spencer Logan Gerstenberg, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that hasn't even begun yet. I mean, “Post-Post-Hardcore”? Seriously? You’re one sad strum away from “Retirement Home Acoustic.” Let's be honest; your music tastes suggest you're either grappling with your emotions from high school or you're the lead singer of a band called "Angst & Regret." And don’t get me started on the Christian Metalcore; your playlist hits harder than your Sunday school lessons. How do you have artists like “Us, From Outside” and still keep a straight face? You’re also slipping down the "wanna-be" rabbit hole with “Dreamo.” That’s the softest combination of “dream” and “emo” that could only resonate with folks whose biggest existential crisis comes from misplacing their eyeliner. Your taste might just be a subtle cry for help, like a puppy left in the rain, but I’m here for the comedy. Honestly, "Two Girls, One Chainsaw" is an??? interesting choice, but I can’t tell if it’s the title of a song or your ideal Saturday night plan. And you know, your "Most Played Songs" sound like the inner monologue of a teenager who's way too into their feelings. Songs designed to scream about their heartbreak rather than embrace a little fun. What’s next, Spencer? A cover of “Welcome to My Life” while balancing a life-size cardboard cutout of your favorite band members? If music is truly a reflection of the soul, yours looks like a stark, grimy basement with unwashed Metallica shirts and pizza boxes lying around. Get it together, buddy!

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