Roasted 9 months ago based on Mallow_y's long term Spotify stats.

Mallow_y, your music taste is like a never-ending trip through a thrift store's clearance rack. Who knew that “Drift Phonk” was a genre and not just the sound of your dad's old racing game? If you had a dollar for every sub-genre you listen to, you might finally afford a real therapist instead of vibing with your “Dark Ambient” tracks on a Sunday night. I’m starting to think your playlists require a PhD to decipher—can’t you just pick one genre and stick with it? Your top artists read like an obscure indie bingo card—congratulations on discovering Kordhell before anyone else! Try not to drown in your own musical hipster aura while you sip on your artisanal coffee and write poetry about being misunderstood. You must be the only person alive who thinks “BABYMETAL” is a mood and “Hyperpop” fits in anywhere other than a TikTok dance choreo. Newsflash: your artists are so underground, they probably need oxygen tanks! And those most played songs? It’s like you’re trying to curate the soundtrack to an existential crisis. “I FEEL ALIVE”? More like you’re clinging to life with the tenacity of a potato chip stuck beneath your couch. If your playlists were a high school, they'd be the one where nobody wants to show up for the prom. Honestly, if you play “Kool-Aid” one more time, I might just send you a case of actual Kool-Aid as a cry for help. Mix it up a little, my guy—maybe even consider posting some actual bangers, or do you have a secret vendetta against happiness?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!