Roasted 2 months ago based on (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠), your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who peaked in high school and never left their suburban bubble. “Bedroom Pop?” You must have one really exciting room. What’s next? "Cuddlecore" and "Tearful Pillow Ballads"? Your taste is a sweet buffet of artists that your 15-year-old self would write on the cover of her diary. Honestly, if there’s one thing those genres say about you, it’s that your musical journey is as wild as a trip to the bathroom during a boring movie. And your top artists? Are you into that "feel sad in a cool way" aesthetic or just trying to gather enough feelings to finally start that podcast you keep talking about? "Kali Uchis" as your queen? Talk about commitment! Was there a rule that once you take a seat on the Kali Uchis train, you can never step off? No wonder your most played songs look like a tribute album to a woman who seems way too talented to have a stalker like you on her fan list. Pretty sure “Tyrant” means you’re hiding a face tattoo of her name somewhere, which is fine… as long as it’s not on your forehead. Listening to your playlist is like taking a rollercoaster ride through a teenage phase that never ended. It's hard to tell whether you’re going through a quarter-life crisis or just using music to cope with the fact that you’ve been stuck in the “my chemical romance” era longer than My Chemical Romance. Honestly, if I were your playlist, I’d be looking for the nearest exit sign too, but hey, nothing says 'I’m cool' quite like sipping tea and crying over your crush while reminiscing about a time that was probably just last week. Keep on vibing with those pastel-colored vibes, you living emoji!

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