Roasted 2 months ago based on Michael Bell's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Michael Bell, a man who confidently sails the seas of music, navigating straight into the Bermuda Triangle of pretentiousness. With a taste in genres that reads like a hipster’s Twitter bio, you’ve managed to pile more 'rock' into your playlist than a poorly curated garden center. “Yacht Rock” and “Noise Rock” in the same breath? Congratulations, you’ve found the only way to make your mullet and Hawaiian shirt even more obsolete. Your top artists could rival an indie record store clearance sale—proudly showcasing that you’ve only listened to the kind of music your parents pretended to enjoy in the '70s and '80s. Honestly, the only thing more random than your song choices could be a blindfolded DJ playing musical chairs, and you seem to be a proud participant. "Steely Dan is my spirit animal!" you probably shout while rocking out in your mom's basement. And those most played tracks? If your Spotify wrapped didn’t come with a side of irony, I’d be more surprised than wise old Randy Newman getting kicked off the yacht for playing “I Love L.A.” one too many times. Seriously, "Hotel California - 2013 Remaster"? You yearning for nostalgia or just trying to find an utterly bland way to annoy your friends? Keep those sad dad vibes rolling, Michael, because even the algorithm must be shaking its head in disbelief wondering how you'd manage to make the Eagles sound even less exciting than they already are!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!