Roasted 2 years ago based on DeeDee's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s DeeDee & Faith <3, the walking advertisement for a high school dance party that never quite graduated. Your Spotify profile screams “I peaked in 2008,” but hey, at least you’re consistent—your taste is like your playlist: a chaotic mess of 'Pop', 'Rock', and a delightful sprinkle of emotional breakdowns disguised as 'Pop Emo'. Seriously, you might as well add "cringe" as an honorary genre because with that selection, you’re basically the soundtrack to every angsty teen’s diary. Now let’s talk about your favorite artists. It looks like you’ve taken the term "mainstream" and twisted it into an Olympic sport. If your Spotify was a restaurant, it would be a chain of overpriced cafes where everyone pretends they love avocado toast while pining for a pumpkin spice latte. Taylor Swift and Paramore have been around longer than your last relationship. You’ve got more boy band nostalgia than an 80s dad with a mullet—are you sure you’re not just waiting for the return of flip phones and message boards? And finally, your most played songs… wow, what a collection of tear-soaked anthems! “All Too Well” and “I Want to Be With You”? Are you making a playlist for the next tragic rom-com? The only thing dirtier than your secret is how you’re hiding from evolution in music taste. I half-expect to find a song on your list titled “Why Am I Still Single?” To quote Paramore, “You are the only exception” I need to find a therapist for after listening to your playlist. But hey, at least you’re having fun while single-handedly bringing back the '90s vibes. Bravo!

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