Roasted 5 months ago based on Ashli's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ashli, your Spotify profile reads like a chaotic explosion in a weeaboo convention. I mean, come on, J-Pop, K-Pop, and *Sea Shanties*? Did you accidentally shuffle genres while trying to summon the spirit of a pirate from Japan? Your playlist is like a fever dream of an otaku with a split personality—half craving rice balls and the other half raising the Jolly Roger. At this point, you’re just a few desperate clicks away from hitting “Top 40 Hits” at the local karaoke night, and that’s a world none of us want to live in. Looking at your top artists, it’s almost as if you took a bingo card filled with an anime soundtrack and shuffle danced your way into the deepest, most obscure corners of the internet. I mean, *Evan Call* and *Stray Kids* on the same list? It’s like mixing soy sauce with chocolate syrup—nobody asked you to do that. And let's not forget those plays of *Vocaloid*—because clearly, you needed your own personal digital anxiety to compliment your everyday battles against social interactions. Let’s just hope no one ever finds out you actually give a cheers to medieval metal while silently sobbing to *Dragon Smasher*. And now, let's address your "Most Played Songs" section, which feels like it was compiled by someone trying to win a quirky music trivia night. You’ve got "Samurai Heart" and "Dragon Smasher" in one breath, alongside the B-side of your existential crisis. Seriously, what’s it going to take for you to listen to something remotely mainstream? A musical intervention? Just remember: it’s never too late to get off the techno-pirate-anime-train and join the adult world of, say, *basic* pop music. Until then, keep your headphones tightly tucked, because your musical identity is like a black hole; it just keeps sucking us all in, spiraling down into an abyss of cringe-worthy chaos.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!