Roasted 7 months ago based on Tyler smith's long term Spotify stats.
Tyler Smith, your Spotify profile is like a playlist for an existential crisis. You’re swinging from R&B to Worship like a confused pendulum seeking divine intervention. Honestly, with a favorite genre list that includes “Dark R&B” and “Private School Piano,” it’s as if you’re trying to balance your inner thot with the deacon in you. I bet you wanted to title your Spotify account “Soul on the Rock” but settled for “Tyler’s Tragic Taste.” With top artists like Drake and Bryson Tiller on repeat, you’re just a hop, skip, and a jump away from officially being named the mayor of Sadboy City. But let’s be real, the only thing you’re missing from your life is accountability for your music choices. Honestly, I can envision you weeping in your car while listening to “I Wanna Be (Your Baby)” and thinking it’s a love anthem, when in reality, it’s more like a reminder to just stay single for everyone’s sake. And what’s up with Justin Bieber making an appearance twice? Either you’re incredibly indecisive, or you just have a troubled relationship with self-worth. Honestly, if I were your playlists, I'd be seeking therapy. The sheer array of genres makes me think you’re just trying to collect as many emotional crises as possible. “Amapiano”? Is that a term for a therapy session or your last attempt to seem cool? And “3 Step”? Elaborate, are you trying to confess that you can’t dance? Just remember, Tyler: even your Spotify is cringing for you right now. Get a grip, my dude; even Siri is shaking her head in disappointment.
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