Roasted 1 year ago based on Midaslahr's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Midaslahr, the Spotify profile that feels like an identity crisis in audio format. You proudly declare your love for 'Mizrahi' music while simultaneously claiming no fewer than six sub-genres of rock. It’s like trying to defend your love for both pineapple on pizza and foie gras; no one’s buying it, buddy. Your playlist looks less like a carefully curated vibe and more like you threw a dart at a map of musical history while blindfolded. Better start working on your “album of the year” speech—just don't forget to mention Ravid Plotnik at least 12 times. Speaking of Ravid Plotnik, is he paying you? Because with the amount of airtime you've given him, I half expect you to be featured in his biography as "That one fan who didn't get the memo that there are other artists out there." The guy has more plays on your profile than a toddler's favorite cartoon, while the rest of your collection sits behind a closed door in shame—like they’re unwelcome cousins at a family gathering. It’s like you had a bet with a friend to see how many times you could listen to a single artist before they started questioning your mental state. Spoiler: the answer is "a lot." As for your “Top Artists” list, I’m half-convinced you just Googled obscure names to seem indie while cranking up the volume on your hip-hop clichés. Kendrick Lamar shining alongside “Tuna” makes me think this profile wasn’t meant for the listening public but rather as some sort of twisted social experiment to see how many people would hit play before filing a complaint. Classic Rock alongside Cold Wave is like bringing your grandma’s casserole to a rave; it doesn’t fit in, and no one knows why it’s even there. If this is the musical equivalent of a buffet, it seems like you've just filled your plate with every weird dish possible, hoping someone's going to be impressed. Spoiler alert: they’re not.

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