Roasted 1 year ago based on kb's long term Spotify stats.

Oh kb, your Spotify profile is so confused it’s like a midlife crisis in musical form. Seriously, who knew that “Pop” and “Contemporary Country” could co-exist in a universe where taste is supposed to be a thing? It’s like if an indie kid got lost at Coachella and decided to start a side hustle selling “bedroom pop” scented candles. Throw in some “Worship” tracks and suddenly your playlist is less about genre and more about your ongoing identity crisis. I get it—variety is the spice of life, but honey, this looks less like a buffet and more like a yard sale of musical miscalculations. Your top artists read like a "Who’s Who" of generic heartbreak and acoustic moping. With Taylor Swift and Noah Kahan leading the charge, it's clear that you either broke up last week or you’re trying to convince your therapist that crying is a sport. Honestly, I half-expect you to have a playlist called “Songs to Stare Out the Window” that features the same artists on repeat, with a side order of intense gazing. Throw in some “girl in red” and I’m just waiting for a playlist dedicated to your therapist's motivational speeches titled “The Power of Self-Love (with a side of tears).” And don't even get me started on your most played songs. I’ve seen more originality in a potato sack race. “You’re Gonna Go Far”? Please, the only place you’re going is back to your comfort zone of predictable angst. With tracks like “Glue Myself Shut” and “Counting My Blessings,” it’s like the soundtrack for the ultimate “please send help” vibe. If “Pain Is Cold Water” isn’t a reflection of your relationship with music, I don’t know what is. Wrap it up, kb; I think your next Spotify session needs a serious intervention and a hefty dose of an actual personality.

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