Roasted 6 months ago based on H4NN4H's long term Spotify stats.

H4NN4H, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s diary during a particularly drizzly week in a small town no one has ever heard of. Seriously, you’ve got more niche genres here than most people have acquaintances. "Shoegaze" and "Dark Ambient"? Are you trying to relive your high school breakup or wake the ghosts residing in your parents' basement? How many candles and incense sticks do you need to light for your soul to find peace? Your top artists are a committee of the bewildered and the slightly confused. "my head is empty" must be the soundtrack playing when you apply for jobs, because only someone with a vacancy sign lit up over their head could actively choose that as a favorite artist. Mac DeMarco? He’s the gateway drug into the world of 'I wear my dad's clothes unironically.' And let's not skip over the incredible mix of artists like Deftones and Laufey—what a thrill ride that must be! One minute you're headbanging, the next you’re sighing softly about the complexities of romantic disappointment while lying on your bedroom floor contemplating your life choices. As for those most played songs, what is even happening here? "i was only temporary"? Wow, what a self-fulfilling prophecy. And "Limerence (Slowed + Reverb)"? You mean a song that sounds like it was engineered for the sole purpose of making your upper lip sweat in a midnight crisis? You’ve managed to compile a playlist that would induce existential dread in even the most carefree spirit. But hey, at least you're keeping the 'night' in Nightcore. So keep on vibing in that gloomy corner, and maybe invest in a disco ball to brighten the place up—what's the worst that could happen?

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists