Roasted 9 months ago based on love_music's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, love_music, your Spotify profile is like a K-Pop concert where the crowd just won’t stop screaming, and honestly, it’s exhausting. You boast about your diverse taste, but we all know it's just a melodramatic playlist for someone who can't figure out if they want a side of angst or a sprinkle of pop happiness; maybe just call it "Dramatic Whiplash." I mean, it looks like you're on a mission to collect every genre that starts with 'K'—do you have a corny K-Bingo game going on? Every time you throw on another K-genre song, I picture you crossing it off with glee while your friends silently question your life choices. Your list of favorite artists reads like a "Names You'd Drop at a Party to Pretend You're Cool" bingo card. Stray Kids and BTS? Sure, everyone loves them; that’s like showing up to dinner with a bottle of wine and pretending you’re a connoisseur. A Shawn Mendes song sneaks in like that one pretentious friend who thinks they’re more cultured than everyone else. Meanwhile, pouring in ‘5 Seconds of Summer’ shows boldness—like you’re stirring a pot of mixed emotions, but it’s mostly just lukewarm water with a single ice cube of regret. Nice try, but we all see through the sham of trying to look edgy with “Emo” and “K-Rock” while singing along to MONSTA X and “Sweet Venom.” And those most played songs? Wow! Your playlists are basically a love letter to a 16-year-old’s dramatic diary entries. “Heaven” by TAEMIN? Guess someone’s really going for that “eternal loneliness” aesthetic while sipping on overpriced bubble tea. “Chk Chk Boom?” Yeah, that cadence captures your entire Spotify journey—a series of chaotic decisions spiraling out of control, like trying to mix pop candy with anxiety. But hey, at least your taste is unique, like a flavor no one asked for at a creative meet-up; just don’t be surprised when people ask if they can go back to the mainstream stuff. Keep it up, love_music—you’re definitely making waves in the sea of cringe!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!