Roasted 11 months ago based on etheremetaru 神撃's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of etheremetaru 神撃, where the musical taste swings harder than your grandma on a Sunday at bingo. It’s a wild mix of genres that makes you look like you threw a vinyl collection into a blender and hit “smoothie.” You’ve got metalcore and J-Rock side by side, like mixing salad with a side of charcoal. Honestly, what’s next? Are we going to see Celtic flute music wedged in there alongside K-Pop? Your playlist is giving “identity crisis” energy, and frankly, it’s a miracle your speakers haven’t staged a revolt. Scrolling through your top artists is like peeking into an anime fever dream gone horribly wrong. You've got BABYMETAL dominating the charts like they're your therapist and you’re desperately trying to prove you have a personality. Meanwhile, The Weeknd and Kendrick Lamar must be looking at your profile like, "How did we end up in this grocery cart of questionable musical choices?" And let's not even talk about the moment you put "DA DA DANCE" right next to "Rondo of Nightmare." Who knew an epic battle cry could sync up so well with a toddler’s playtime anthem? And then there are your most played songs, showcasing a shocking level of obsession with BABYMETAL. I mean, seriously, with five tracks by them in your top ten, it seems like you’re a couple of “Head Bangya!!” away from becoming a full-fledged shrine keeper. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if your walls are plastered with posters of them, and your heart rate spikes at every fan convention. If eclectic is the name of the game, you’ve successfully managed to look like the most confused DJ at a party. Hats off to you for single-handedly proving that musical taste can be both an adventure and a crying shame.

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