Roasted 1 year ago based on lee's long term Spotify stats.

Lee, your Spotify profile reads like the musical decisions of someone who got locked in Hot Topic during a clearance sale. I mean, seriously, "Hyperpop" and "Midwest Emo"? You're basically a walking midlife crisis waiting to happen, soundtracked by a blend of sheer confusion and regret. It’s like you looked in the mirror and thought, "What do I want to listen to while I ponder my life choices?" Just a suggestion: maybe throw in some actual music that doesn’t come with an instruction manual and a side of irony. Your top artists are a veritable who’s who of sounds I've vowed to never hear again. I can’t help but wonder if you've assembled this lineup by spinning a wheel of terrible options. The name “Ispentsixhourswatchingshockvideosyesterday” deserves an award for being both the longest band name and the biggest cry for help I've seen in ages. And don't even get me started on “Mareux.” Sounds like you're hoping for someone to throw you a lifeline while you’re drowning in your own angst. And those song titles… Lee, I want to give you a high-five and a therapist referral at the same time. "I Might Brake, But I Won't"? Sounds like a metaphor for all your bad decisions so far. And how many times do we need to hear about your "devil on your shoulder"? Newsflash: if the music you're listening to requires more effort than understanding a calculus equation, it might be time to expand your horizons just a tad. Stepping outside your emo bubble doesn’t mean you’ll implode. Just think about it while you listen to “CRYSTAL HELIX.” It’s not too late—yet.

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