Roasted 2 years ago based on Dawud's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Dawud, let's get into it. Your genre list reads like it was pulled out of a music industry's mid-life crisis. I mean, can you not decide if you want to be the Nigerian ambassador or just a basic UK hip-hop wannabe? Afrobeats, Pop Rap, Grime, and somehow Canadian Pop? Looks like your playlist is the musical equivalent of that confusing international buffet where you accidentally try everything, but still leave hungry and questioning your life choices. And what’s with those top artists? Drake’s basically your musical spirit animal at this point. Fangirling hard, are we? Forget a favorite artist; it’d be more appropriate to just write “Drake and Friends” as your top picks. I get it; Skepta and slowthai mix things up, but if you’re trying to be cool, combining 'instrumental grime' with 'Canadian pop' is the kind of vibe that makes your Spotify account get kicked out of the club. How do you even transition from a banger like Rema to something called 'Canadian Pop'? That’s a musical rollercoaster that ends with you screaming for help. Your most played songs could be a comedy special. "Scousers" and "The Hillbillies"? It’s like your Spotify is trying to tell you to embrace your inner chaos. Between tracks that sound like crime documentaries and ninja-like musical transitions, I’m surprised your headphones haven’t spontaneously combusted out of sheer confusion. The only thing getting more mixed signals than your playlists is a toddler trying to pick a favorite flavor of ice cream. Get it together, Dawud. You might just turn into the music world's very own Swiss Army knife—no one needs that level of versatility; just pick a lane!

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