Roasted 10 months ago based on Lina's long term Spotify stats.
Lina, your Spotify profile is like a buffet—you’ve picked every genre on the table and somehow still managed to leave it half-eaten. Six different flavors of rap and country? You’re basically the musical equivalent of someone who orders a salad at a steakhouse just because they think it sounds healthy. You know, there’s a difference between being versatile and having an identity crisis. You could make a playlist called "Musical ADHD" and no one would blink an eye! Looking at your favorites, it’s clear you're a Drake fan—like, a **seriously** committed one. Did the man put a spell on you, or do you just have a shrine to his views in your living room? You know, there are other artists out there that have made music in the last decade, right? I assure you, Kanye’s last public meltdown was not his most artistic moment, and if “Drake’s Diffusion” is the peak of your musical exploration, then sorry, but the barbarians are already at the gates of your Spotify sanity. And let’s address your most played songs, shall we? Sure, "Best I Ever Had" might have been a banger back in the day, but "Hours In Silence"? Honey, that sounds like every conversation you’ve ever had with your friends while they try to understand your obsession with a Canadian who sings more about feelings than a Hallmark card. Next time someone asks you what you’re into, just respond with “My life choices” and save them the trouble of pretending to understand your playlist mix.
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