Roasted 7 months ago based on Simeon MK's long term Spotify stats.

Simeon MK, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the biography of a very confused hip hop fan who dug too deep into the rabbit hole of underground artists. Seriously, I've seen less repetition in a toddler's first word book. With a favorite artist lineup that seems to be heavily weighted toward Jelassi, it appears you either have an incredible loyalty or you’re just too lazy to discover anyone else. Kind of makes you wonder if the rest of the music world is just on a permanent coffee break while you're locked in a time loop with the same sounds. As for your favorite genres, it’s like you threw darts at a board of hip hop sub-genres and just went with whatever stuck. Experimental hip hop? More like “let’s see how weird we can get before someone calls the authorities.” You’ve got East Coast hip hop and gangster rap on the same list — are you trying to be the world’s first musical chameleon or just showcasing an identity crisis? Balancing boom bap with trap metal is the kind of blend only achieved when your Spotify choices are being curated by someone who thinks a mixtape is just a confused jigsaw puzzle made out of pure noise. And let’s talk about those most played songs, shall we? It’s like you set out on a quest for diversity but ended up back in Jelassi’s living room, binge-listening like you’re waiting for him to appear on the next episode of *Cribs*. With so many songs about hallucinations and existential dread, it's clear you’re either deeply philosophical or just spending too much time in your own head. Don’t worry, Simeon, we all love a good mental breakdown, but you might want to consider expanding your horizons before you start filing for emotional damages from excessive repetition!

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