Roasted 9 months ago based on Beretta's long term Spotify stats.

Beretta, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a teenager who just discovered Google and is trying to be edgy. Phonk? Drift Phonk? Are you planning to start a car-chasing anime or just trying to drown out the sound of your life choices? Your taste in music is a perfect reflection of a goth kid trying to fit into a Texan country fair — it just doesn't work, and everyone else is left cringing. Top artists like "Miles Powers" and "Grioten" sound less like musicians and more like the names of characters from the rejected “Final Fantasy” sequels. Seriously, every time you listen to “Sadfriendd,” the world collectively rolls its eyes at your high school angst. Not to mention that “fortnite battle pass” track — you must really be the life of the party, huh? Nothing gets the vibe going quite like an anthem for battle royales while sitting alone in your mom’s basement, contemplating why no one gets your dark aesthetic. And let's not overlook your top song “SPEEDING” by Zero 610. Is that a description of your Spotify browsing habits or just a cry for help? Between “Horrorcore” and “Emo Rap,” you really hit the jackpot of “please don’t call me on Saturday nights.” Your profile is an endless symphony of self-induced despair, and if your bio isn’t “I promise I’m not sad” written in comic sans, it should be. Keep on vibing, Beretta — the world needs more one-note characters like you to remind us to turn down our volume!

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