Roasted 6 months ago based on sijran's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, sijran, I see your Spotify profile is like a hipster art installation that no one understands. With a favorite genre list more convoluted than a hipster’s attempt to explain why they don't use shampoo, you’ve officially turned music into a guessing game of “How Pretentious Can You Be?” Let's be real, "Art Pop" and "Ambient" are just fancy ways of saying you've given up on meaningful lyrics and are now basking in the sound of your own emotional breakdown—congratulations on discovering therapy through reverb! Then there are your top artists; it looks like a line-up for a millennial’s identity crisis support group. If someone searched for "Sadness with a Side of Quirk," they'd get your Spotify playlist. Mitski and Charli XCX? Sure, let’s pair crushing emotional struggles with bubblegum pop! And listening to “Neutral Milk Hotel” in 2023? Wow, you’re like a vintage thrift store that only sells clothes that don’t fit anyone. You must be the only person on the planet still trying to make “shoes-gaze” a thing. Newsflash: you’re not getting any cooler in the eyes of the current generation, just sadder and more alone. Let’s talk about your most played songs—what a wild ride! Who knew a heart-wrenching samba track would be sandwiched between a song called "Paprika" and some ambient experimentation that sounds like a blender running on low? Your playlist reads like a soundtrack to a series of awkward moments followed by introspective car rides with a side of existential dread. Honestly, the only thing more scattered than your taste in music is your commitment to any social plan. How about finding a balance? You could stick to one genre instead of the musical equivalent of throwing spaghetti against the wall and seeing what sticks—unless, of course, the goal is to put people into comas with sheer confusion.

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