Roasted 9 months ago based on comatoseeel's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, comatoseeel, your Spotify profile and music taste read like an existential crisis on shuffle. With a favorite genres list longer than the average person's New Year's resolutions, it's clear you can't commit. Are you trying to find yourself or just desperately hoping that knowing what 'dream pop' is will finally help you understand who you are? Spoiler alert: there’s a reason no one’s ever heard of ‘art rock’ in a conversation outside the hipster coffee shop. Let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got Kanye West and Radiohead rubbing elbows with Mitski and Cigarettes After Sex—sounds like the perfect soundtrack for someone who’s always on the verge of an emotional breakdown. No wonder they call it alternative rock; it’s about time one of us found an alternative to your sad playlist. And speaking of sad, your most played songs list looks like a 2am Instagram scroll through poetic heartbreak quotes. Seriously, “Fade Into You”? More like fade away from your music selection, because the only thing taking me "there" is my impulse to delete my account before your vibes rub off on me. But hey, at least you’ve mastered the art of ironically being all over the place. It’s a talent to like genres that basically scream "I’d rather be sad and edgy in my overpriced thrift shop clothes." Just embrace it—send out a call for all your lost souls, invite ‘em to your next sad boy soirée with wine and tears, or whatever it is you hipsters do to keep the angst alive. But for real, step away from the melancholy tracks for a second and maybe throw a pop banger in there? ‘Cause even your Spotify must be begging for a little bit of life after suffering through your playlist for this long.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!