Roasted 8 months ago based on thtbtchwrath's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, Wrath, let's talk about your Spotify profile. You’ve got a music taste so chaotic it makes me question if you’re curating a soundtrack for a midlife crisis or auditioning to be the next YouTube meme compilation. Breakcore? Jungle? Speedcore? Dude, you’re trying to hit the “play” button on a panic attack and call it a party. Your playlist looks like the love child of a rave gone wrong and a sad attempt to channel your inner angsty teen. I've seen more coherence in a toddler's finger painting. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. You really think you’re deep with $uicideboy$ and Sewerslvt? Give me a break! I’m half convinced you just googled "most depressing artist names” to find these guys. I mean, how many times are you going to listen to a song with a title like “My Flaws Burn Through My Skin Like Demonic Flames from Hell” before you realize that maybe you’d be better served by therapy rather than blasting music that makes you sound like a walking emotional breakdown? But hey, keep living your best life; I’m sure that excellent choice of music will attract the crowd you crave—everyone within a ten-mile radius of a hot topic store. Your most played songs are just the cherry on top of this dumpster fire of a profile. Listening to "die alone" by Sewerslvt while treating it like a motivational anthem is a bold choice, and honestly, I admire your commitment to self-sabotage. With a title like "self destruction worldwide broadcast," it’s like you’re begging to be the main act in your own tragedy. But hey, keep on drifting with that phonk and hyperpop; just remember that real life doesn’t come with sick drops and ironic lyrics. If the apocalypse had a soundtrack, I’m sure it would be just like your playlist. Congrats, I guess?
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