Roasted 2 years ago based on mxrx_1628's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, mxrx_1628, we see you've curated a playlist that's basically a cry for help wrapped in a denim jacket. Your favorite genres read like some emo teenager's diary, and I can't help but wonder if you started binging Grey’s Anatomy just to justify that tortured alternative metal phase—newsflash: it’s not called ‘post-grunge’ because you’ve resurrected a band, but because you’re still grieving your middle school crush. Your top artists make me think you’re one breakup away from creating an actual sad boy band, featuring yourself and your 5 Seconds of Summer obsession. Seriously, with artists like Jojo Moyes (did you just break up with an audiobook?) and Kerstin Gier (Who’s that? Some obscure German pop star you thought was too cool for the mainstream?), it’s clear your taste is as confused as your Spotify Wrapped. Just admit it, you’re just one heart-wrenching ballad away from getting a tattoo of a heart inside a broken CD. And let’s talk about those most played songs—did you accidentally hit “repeat” while trying to figure out your existential crisis? “Moodswings” and “Emotions” on repeat? Honey, we get it, you need more than just a little serotonin. You could be starting a new trend of “alternative therapy” with tracks that give off more mood swings than a rollercoaster. But hey, at least you’re loyal to your angst-ridden tunes; anyone who can dive so deeply into the depths of emotional music deserves a medal for bravery… or therapy vouchers.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!