Roasted 4 months ago based on Malo Vds's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Malo Vds, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a sad, early 2000s teen drama that someone forgot to cancel. The sheer volume of Linkin Park on your list could make even Chester Bennington weep in his grave. Honestly, with the amount of angst you're packing, it's a miracle you haven't turned into a walking, talking, mid-2000s emo stereotype. You've got enough Metal and Emo to convince any casual observer that your life consists of deep thoughts, a hooded sweatshirt, and an unhealthy obsession with the word "misunderstood." And let's talk about your favorite artists - NEFFEX and grandson? You must think you're the trendiest underground artist connoisseur on the planet, but really, it’s just you trying to keep pace with a scene that left you behind when Myspace did. “League of Legends” as a top artist? Are you really jamming to game soundtracks and thinking it counts as music? Come on, buddy. Even the pixelated avatars in your favorite game are giving you a side-eye, wondering when you’re going to level up your taste. Your most played songs read like a playlist for when the world is ending. If I had a nickel for every time you played Linkin Park, I could afford therapy for your existential crisis. You’ve got more Linkin Park tracks than actual life experiences at this point. “Heavy Is the Crown” should be the soundtrack to your Spotify usage, because with the amount of angst and delightfully self-indulgent tracks on loop, I’m convinced that your playlist could single-handedly power a high school poetry slam on the eternal struggle of being 'deep'. In short, Malo Vds, your Spotify is like a time capsule from a teenager’s dark and dusty bedroom – you might want to consider updating the playlist... or, you know, just get a therapist.

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