Roasted 7 hours ago based on Jan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Jan, the Spotify profile that makes you question if you're scrolling through a music library or a collection of niche hobbies for people who refuse to leave their parents' basements. With a mix of metal, anime scores, and some Norwegian pop sprinkled in, you've officially become the soundtrack for that one overly intense high school student who still hasn't discovered deodorant. Seriously, it’s like your Spotify is playing a game of “Let’s see how obscure we can get while still claiming to be cool.” Spoiler alert: you’re not. Your top artists read like the ultimate playlist for an awkward goth trying to impress a librarian. Rammstein 3 times? We get it, you love the smell of burning guitars and the sound of existential dread. And who doesn’t have "Nicholas Britell" and "Vazelina Bilopphøggers" on their playlist? Oh right, everyone else. Toss in a sprinkle of Sabaton to fulfill your inner historical battle geek, and suddenly your music taste resembles an IKEA furniture assembly manual: overly complicated and filled with instructions nobody asked for. But let’s talk about those most played tracks. “Breaking Bad Main Title Theme” – Ah yes, because what better way to introduce yourself than with the sound of impending doom? Your most played songs list looks like a personal therapy playlist for someone wrestling with their identity while pretending they’re too edgy for mainstream. The only thing more industrial than your taste in music is the emotional steel cage you’ve built around yourself. So here’s a tip: try listening to something other than Rammstein’s greatest hits on repeat—you might accidentally discover joy!

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