Roasted 1 year ago based on collin_r's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, collin_r, let’s break it down. Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's diary that got lost in a grainy Instagram filter. You’ve got “indietronica” on your favorite genres list, which is code for “I like music that sounds like a robot trying to fall in love.” Seriously, if anyone tries to have a conversation with you about music, just apologize now because you’re about to hit 'play' on an hour-long track of existential dread and low-key sadness. You’ve successfully compiled a playlist that screams, “I've been to more art galleries than parties!” Looking at your top artists, it seems like you’re trying to win a trophy for most obscure choices. “King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard”? Really? You must be a joy at parties—“Hey everyone, have you heard the latest 45-minute jam on a vintage synthesizer made by Australian psych-rock gurus?” Your favorite artists list is a chaotic Pinterest board of wannabe coolness. Next thing we know, you'll be flexing the fact that you’ve "discovered" an underground band that only plays in basements decorated with organic mushrooms. It’s like you’re on a mission to make music feel less exciting and more like a chore. Your most played songs list could not be more on-brand for someone who probably still has that “it’s okay to cry” sticker on their laptop. Songs like “Let’s Make Love and Listen to Death From Above” make sense only if you’ve never actually felt love or heard of a good time. At this point, I'm convinced you’ve tuned into an emotional therapy session masked as an EDM festival. So here’s my advice: crank up your taste just a notch; maybe venture into something a little less niche so your playlists don’t feel like an invitation to a very targeted pity party. While you're at it, throw in a banger or two that doesn’t sound like a sedated animal trying to express its feelings about the current state of the universe.

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