Roasted 3 months ago based on pp's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, we’ve stumbled upon “pp's” Spotify profile. A name as creative as a wet cardboard box! Do you think you’re some mysterious indie artist hiding behind that moniker, or did your brain just short-circuit while trying to come up with a username? “pp” really looks like a placeholder, like the placeholder you are for good music in the year 2023. Your musical taste is a wild rollercoaster of mediocrity. I mean, "Indie and Garage Rock"? That's the musical equivalent of wearing socks with sandals while claiming to be a trendsetter. And let's not gloss over those top artists: Daniel Caesar and Bruno Mars. Congrats! You've officially been branded as the "white girl who's trying too hard to impress her friends at brunch." Arctic Monkeys? We've heard it all before, and we’re not buying any of it anymore. By the way, who’s dabbling with a TikTok-generated artist like d4vd and thinks, "Yes, this is a taste that demands respect"? But hey, your song list is where the real magic happens. “That’s What I Like” and “Superpowers”? Wow, someone really likes to play it safe! “Shut Up My Moms Calling”? Is that a song, or just the soundtrack of your friends slowly unfollowing you on social media? And let’s not forget the masterpiece that is “Laffy Taffy.” It’s as if you’ve cracked open your middle school diary and blasted it into the universe! Honestly, your Spotify profile is a time capsule of cringe. Keep it up, and you might just break a world record for the most embarrassing playlist ever. Bravo!

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