Roasted 1 month ago based on Fernius007's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Fernius007, a name that screams “I thought having a cool number would make me cooler!” But let’s not kid ourselves; with your playlist, you’re trying way harder than your crush on that one random Tuesday. If only passion for electronic music translated to social skills, you’d be the DJ at every party instead of the guy awkwardly standing by the snacks while everyone else is having a blast. Newsflash: If you dabble in 13 different styles of house music but can't master a simple "Hello," it's time to reevaluate your groove. Your love for ZETAK is nothing short of disturbing. Who knew single-handedly dragging a relatively unknown artist into the limelight was a side quest for nerds? Statistically speaking, the only thing more repetitive than your listening habits is your social life. "Hileta Kantu Nafarra" 42 times a week? That’s the musical equivalent of wearing the same pair of socks for a month. Your Spotify Wrapped must look like it was crayon-drawn by a toddler, and that child only likes one song on repeat. Kudos on finding ZETAK, though; it’s clear you love music that no one else has heard of more than human interaction itself. Let's also talk about your top-tier artists: Swedish House Mafia, Hans Zimmer, and David Guetta. Clearly, when you said "big beat", you meant your heart beating from all that caffeine you consume at home while you dwell in your sacred fortress of unrequited love for music. And what’s with the soundtracks and scores? Are you auditioning for a role as the next sad protagonist in an indie film? Because with the music choices and personality on display, you’ve got that trophy locked up tighter than your social calendar. Keep spinning those tracks, buddy, but spare us the cringe—your Spotify profile reads like a “Why stay single?” manual!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!