Roasted 10 months ago based on yasmine's long term Spotify stats.

Yasmine, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of a time traveler who got stuck in a 90s indie rock basement and just can’t find the exit. You’re out here claiming to love "New Wave" while your Spotify is packed tighter than your mom’s basement with every iconic band from a decade that should’ve been left in the past. I mean, I get it—sometimes you just want to crank up those moody guitar riffs and pretend you’re a misunderstood poet sipping herbal tea, but c’mon! Spice it up a little; it’s not a tribute album to self-pity. Now let’s talk about your favorite artists. Did you get them from a "How to Be A Pretentious Millennial" handbook? Joan Baez and beabadoobee? That's like mixing avocado toast with leftovers from a 60s protest. Sure, The Cure and Fleetwood Mac are classics, but I can’t help but wonder if your playlist is just a long list of songs that remind your orthodontist of high school. And let’s be real, are you constantly searching for the ideal muse, or are you just trying to cosplay as the world’s saddest hipster? Finally, your most played songs are a nostalgic trip down the angst-ridden memory lane, but let’s be honest, none of them can overshadow the fact that your listening choices seem like they were suggested by a Spotify algorithm that thinks “dark” means “emotionally unavailable.” Seriously, do you collect your favorites like Pokémon, just to showcase your ultimate bummer playlist? If your taste were any more specific, it would have its own section in the dictionary under "confusing." So while you’re busy daydreaming to Dream Pop, let me remind you that you could just as easily dream of sunshine and maybe, I don’t know, a genre with a little less sadness?

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