Roasted 2 years ago based on brocolay's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, brocolay, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an avant-garde coffee shop where the barista is wearing suspenders and an ironic t-shirt. You’ve got more “Indonesian Indie” genres listed than most people have relationships, and I can’t help but wonder if you’re trying to compensate for something. Seriously, you’ve turned “subtle” into an Olympic sport. I didn’t realize your life was basically one long, drawn-out episode of 'Finding Yourself' but with a lot more angst and significantly less charm. Let’s talk about your top artists. JKT48? Really? Are you the unofficial president of their fan club, or are you just using them as a really obscure way to impress a Tinder date? The Adams and Juicy Luicy? Sounds like band names picked during a food coma. And don’t get me started on “Pop” being thrown in there like it’s a surprise guest at a party. Look, I get it—Indonesian alternative rock is your thing, but buddy, your playlist sounds like someone trying to charm a hipster with too many obscure references and an unhealthy obsession with Yogyakarta. And your most played songs tell a story, alright—a story of someone who’s trying very hard to cultivate a tragic narrative with a side of ‘please validate my music tastes!’ “Menangisi Akhir Pekan”? Trust me, brocolay, nobody should be crying over the weekend—life’s too short for that, especially when the most redeeming quality of your playlist is that it invites friends to leave the room. So please, for the love of all that is good, try to diversify just a smidge. You might find out that there’s a whole world outside of your indie bubble, one that doesn’t require emotional self-destruction as the only form of entertainment!

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