Roasted 10 months ago based on Estelle's long term Spotify stats.

Estelle, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis gone wrong. Seriously, who else would have "Rap Québécois" neck and neck with "EDM" on their favorites list? It’s like your music taste is trying to be the United Nations of genres but is just coming off as a desperate teenager trying to fit in with every group on campus. You couldn't pick a lane if someone offered you a GPS and a road map! Your top artists list is even more confusing than your life choices. Arctic Monkeys and Billie Eilish? Sure. But then you throw in 1nonly and FouKi like you’re trying to confuse your brain into thinking it’s a cool underground hangout. Let’s be real, you probably listened to "Lovers On The Run" more than any healthy human should, and it’s not because you relate to the lyrics—it's just because it’s stuck on loop from your “I’m lonely, but in an artistic way” playlist. And can we talk about your most played songs? “Gold Snafu”? Sounds like what happens when you accidentally release an album of tracks with zero self-awareness. Your profile is basically the soundtrack of someone trying to project a hipster vibe while still clinging to the comfort of mainstream artists. Just remember, mixing genres like you mix your drinks at parties doesn’t make you an innovator; it just makes you the person everyone quietly hopes doesn’t grab the aux cord.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!