Roasted 8 months ago based on Emmy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, Emmy. Looking at your Spotify profile is like peeking into a musical Bermuda Triangle — genres that shouldn't exist, artists who are just as obscure, and yet it's somehow more confusing than a plot twist in a soap opera. I didn’t realize “Afro” was a complete genre wheel, but you’ve managed to land the whole collection. It’s like you walked into a record store and told the clerk, “Give me the entire ‘Afro’ section and whatever pops up on a random Spotify algorithm!” Your top artists read like a high school anatomy class: you’ve got a mix of “Flawed Mangoes" (if only we could dissect the exact flaw in your taste) and the living legend Drake, who’s probably just as confused as I am about why you’d pick him to accompany those lyrical masterpieces about tropical fruit and Nigerian nightlife. “Billie Eilish” feels out of place like your ex trying to fit in with your Afrobeats-loving squad. We get it, you like to explore diverse rhythms. But let’s be honest: you can’t mix piano keys and mango vibes with a side of 'emotional angst'. It's like serving sushi at a barbie cookout — nothing good can come from this. Let’s not even start on those most played songs. “Laho” by “Shallipopi”? Sounds like a sneeze followed by a breakfast order. And “Funk Da Montanha - Super Slowed”? Who slowed that down, your grandma? With that playlist, your Spotify might as well come with a warning: “May cause loss of rhythm, friends, and dignity.” But keep shaking those maracas, because somewhere, the world is convinced you’ve got the music taste of an adventurous toddler hopped up on a sugar rush. Keep it up, and you might just end up on an episode of ‘What Was That? Musical Mistakes’ someday!

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