Roasted 4 days ago based on davide's long term Spotify stats.

Davide, your Spotify profile is a chaotic mess that screams "I have commitment issues" more than a polyamorous dating app. Seriously, you’ve listed more genres than someone with no identity has personality traits. "Italian Singer-songwriter"? Oh, come on! Are you trying to impress your Nonna or throw a pity party for your emotions? And don't even get me started on your obsession with "Experimental Hip Hop." If I wanted to hear something experimental, I’d just follow you around during your weekend cooking escapades. Your top artists read like the background music for a midlife crisis at a hipster coffee shop. King Krule and JPEGMAFIA? I bet your shower thoughts are deeper than your taste in music. And what’s with that honorary membership to the "D'Angelo Appreciation Society"? Are you secretly a black hole for sultry R&B vibes, or do you just have a love affair with heartbreak? You must be one heartbreak away from either writing a bestseller or ruining your next relationship because “music speaks to you.” Then we get to your most played songs and it's a real buffet of confusion. "Atomic Vomit" by Steve Lacy? That’s not a song, that’s a mood! And “Chicken Grease”? Is that a track or your dinner plans, buddy? “Evening In Paris” sounds awfully romantic, but I bet your love life is more “Evening in my Mom’s Basement.” The only thing timeless here is the fact that you could use a bit of therapy, or maybe just some less whiny music choices. Honestly, you’ve got a taste for pain that would make a goth kid blush.

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