Roasted 1 year ago based on Hade's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Hade, you’ve curated a Spotify profile that looks like a hipster kaleidoscope threw up on a thrift store floor. Your favorite genres alone scream, "I’m still trying to impress my barista!" with "Indie" and "Stomp and Holler" in the mix. Seriously, “Weirdcore”? You’re not just living outside the mainstream; you’re in the adjacent universe, desperately hoping someone will discover your playlist while in a deep cut rabbit hole. I can only imagine you at parties, passionately explaining the intricate difference between “Modern Folk Rock” and “Indie Game Soundtrack” while everyone else tries their best to escape. As for your top artists, it’s pretty clear you participated in the “Let's See Who Can Pick the Most Obscure Musicians That No One Else Knows” competition and won by a landslide. Louie Zong and Bears In Trees? I mean, come on! Are you secretly writing a sequel to "The Fault in Our Stars" that no one asked for? And what’s with the obsession with “Steven Universe”? Is there a hidden agenda behind all those whimsical melodies, or are you just waiting for a licensed character to do your laundry? Your “Most Played Songs” list reads like a diary entry from someone who just went through a midlife crisis at 23. “So Alright, Cool, Whatever”? It’s like you took a time machine back to your awkward teenage years and decided to convince everyone that you’ve been “better each day” while listening to anonymous alt-rock on repeat. Hade, if your Spotify profile were a person, it'd be that friend you love to roast because their taste in music is both a blessing and a curse. Keep it weird, but maybe take a break and let the mainstream music gods bless your ears for just a minute, okay?

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