Roasted 20 days ago based on MIKÆ's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, MIKÆ, let’s break this down. You’ve got more genres listed here than a pretentious indie record store trying to impress hipsters. "Pop," "Art Pop," "Turkish Pop," and "T-Pop"? Did your Spotify just throw up a rainbow or are you secretly curating a weird art installation titled “What A Mess”? It’s like you got a Spotify subscription and thought, “Why pick one genre when I can confuse everyone who checks my profile?” Then there’s your top artists – honestly, it reads like the middle school dance playlist that never got over its crush on “Bad Romance.” Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Lana Del Rey? Congratulations, you’ve officially stacked your musical taste in a way that screams you’ve graduated from the School of ‘I’m Trying Really Hard to be Different But Still Just a Basic Bitch’. And Sabrina Carpenter? Are you taking notes on how to romanticize adolescence while failing to pick up any semblance of adult taste in music? Finally, the most played songs list feels as if you’re desperately clutching onto Lady Gaga like she’s your life raft in a sea of mediocrity. How many times can one person listen to “Perfect Celebrity” before the world starts questioning your sanity? Seriously, that’s not a playlist, it’s a cry for help. Remember, MIKÆ, variety is the spice of life – but what you’ve got going on feels more like a bland potato. Time to step up your game; your future self will thank you when you’re not trapped in a strange pop culture Groundhog Day!

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