Roasted 11 months ago based on Maddie's long term Spotify stats.

Maddie, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s snobby diary entry, and I’m just here wondering if your music taste is an elaborate prank or actual years of social distancing. Between the moody ennui of Lana Del Rey and the upbeat chaos of Bad Bunny, you must be the only person on the planet who listens to music while wearing a hoodie and sipping herbal tea, trying desperately to convince everyone you’re "deeply complex." Spoiler alert: you’re not unleashing a sonic revelation; you’re just confirming that misery really is your vibe. With favorites like “Bedroom Pop” and “Dream Pop,” it’s clear you’re trying to create the soundtrack for a TikTok montage that no one asked for. I admire your commitment to the aesthetics, but it seems you’ve got so many genres crammed into your favorites that it’s like you’ve just thrown darts at a board of music adjectives. Stick a fork in it, Maddie; it’s done. You’re clearly just trying to hide your questionable choices behind the veil of “artsy” and “alternative,” which, let’s face it, is just code for “I’ve never been to a party that doesn’t serve avocado toast.” And can we talk about your top artists? After seeing Lana Del Rey and Arctic Monkeys snuggled up next to the sonic brilliance of Bad Bunny, I can’t help but picture you on an existential road trip where you sing about heartbreak, then shimmying in your car seat to reggaeton like you’re about to shatter the mood with a dance break. Come on, the only time you’re giving us “trap” is when you trap yourself in a room hoping to channel your inner badass while getting lost in your own melancholic musings. You might want to rethink your “badass” branding, Maddie—it’s less “dangerous rebel” and more “compulsively orders the same boring brunch each week.”

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