Roasted 9 months ago based on Mad Hatter's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Sheldon—genre enthusiast and unrepentant headbanger, proudly sporting a Spotify profile that reads like a heavy metal dictionary. "Christian Rock" in a sea of metal genres? Buddy, it’s like showing up to a mosh pit wearing a 'Jesus is My DJ' t-shirt. I'm not saying you belong in a church choir, but at least grab some earplugs for the heavenly choir because your playlist is as loud as your delusions of grandeur. Your top artists scream “I’m in my mom’s basement, and it’s a metal wonderland!” It’s like you took a one-way trip through an existential crisis and decided that DragonForce and August Burns Red were your only companions. Newsflash: using "power metal” tracks to lure folks to your sad, stone-cold heart is not a successful dating strategy. If only your social life were as complex as the time changes in a Dream Theater song, you wouldn’t need to convince yourself that being a Viking is a character trait. And that playlist? It’s as if you Googled “The most difficult songs to pronounce” and called it a day. “Drone Corpse Aviator”? Really? The only thing “stabbing” about your ‘Most Played’ list is the way it stabs at the eardrums of anyone unfortunate enough to be within earshot. In a world where variety can be the spice of life, you decided to grind it into metal dust and snort it like a true headbanger. Keep rocking out, Sheldon, but maybe throw a little Taylor Swift in there next time—just don’t let the metal gods catch you!

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