Roasted 2 years ago based on Grace._.Martin's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Grace, your music taste is about as stable as a one-legged table at a rock concert. Seriously, how many different flavors of "alternative" do you need before you just admit you’re a confused teenager stuck in a mid-2000s MySpace time warp? If I had a dollar for every time you swiped left on mainstream pop, I could afford your therapy sessions, because girl, you're clearly chasing ghosts from the emo scene while singing sweet nothings to Bedroom Pop as if it’s not just a cute way to say “I haven’t left my room in six months.” Your top artists are like a hipster bingo card gone wrong—SZA, Omar Apollo, and Mitski? I get it, you want to be the cool kid at the coffee shop, sipping your oat milk latte while acting like you've discovered emotions the rest of us forgot existed. And what’s with the obsession with "IDLES" and "Greta Van Fleet"? You’re either trying to build a personal soundtrack for your rebellious phase or just really want your friends to think you’re cooler than you actually are. Spoiler alert: they're just pretending to know who they are because they don't want to hurt your feelings. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs—it’s like your Spotify wrapped just audibly sobbed in despair. “What Is It About Me” should be the anthem for your love life, because clearly, you’re trying to find the answer in between the layers of heart-wrenching chords and painful lyrics. You might as well just get a t-shirt that says “I’m emotionally unavailable: please play me Mitski for all eternity.” So go ahead, crank up that Bedroom Pop and pretend you’re deep in thought while we all know you’re just staging a personal revolution called “I swear I’m interesting!” Newsflash: that chip on your shoulder isn’t a fashion statement; it's just heavy baggage.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!