Roasted 1 month ago based on Osser's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Osser, we need to have a chat about your Spotify profile. I mean, darkwave and cloud rap? What are you trying to do, set the mood for a funeral held in a trendy coffee shop? Your music taste is so niche that even the algorithm is looking at you like, “Dude, are you okay?” You’ve managed to assemble a playlist that perfectly captures the sound of your emotions while swiping through dating apps, full of existential dread and unrestrained nihilism. Your top artists read like a lineup for the world’s most bizarre hipster music festival that only a blood relative would attend! With The Legendary Pink Dots next to BBY GOYARD and CHRIST DILLINGER, I can't help but picture you going to concerts dressed like you just crawled out of a ’90s post-apocalyptic movie set, sipping on avocado lattes while reciting obscure lyrics that only eight people on the planet understand. It’s like you threw darts at the music categories and hit everything that sounded remotely depressing and experimental. And those most played songs? “Tomino's Hell” and “VOMIT”? Is this a cry for help or just you fully embracing your inner angst? I half-expect your profile picture to be a dimly lit selfie featuring an eight-hour glow-in-the-dark candlelit enclosure with cobwebs. Seriously, “WE ROBBED THE BANK”? Sounds like you’re either on the run from the law or just needing a more exciting hobby. At this point, your playlist is less of a vibe and more like an emotional support animal for your questionable choices. It’s okay though; we all have our struggles. Just maybe consider adding a happy song or two—your Spotify wouldn’t mind an upbeat personality now and then!

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