Roasted 5 months ago based on Davide Pretelli's long term Spotify stats.

Davide Pretelli, the person who requires ten genres to mask the fact that you’ve got the music taste of a confused octopus trying to find its way home. Italian Trap to Concerto? That’s like ordering a spaghetti Bolognese and then asking for a side of dirge. Seriously, how do you go from singing about heartbreak to getting your groove on with some Indie Dance? You’d think your playlists are a bad Tinder date where you swipe left on everything but end up stuck with a band called i cani—great choice, by the way, who doesn’t want to vibe to Italian songs about dogs? Let’s talk about your top artists, which read like the world's worst fantasy football lineup. Red Axes and Coldplay? Are you curating a hipster playlist for emo kids at a suburban college graduation? And don’t even get me started on Fabri Fibra. You might as well be hanging out with your Italian family while they explain how to use a fork and knife at the dinner table, all while you whisper sweet nothings to Jorja Smith. Do you have a crush or a playlist? I can’t tell which one you obsess about more—and either way, it sounds like a tragic romance novel waiting to happen. Your most played songs are a mash-up of sounds from a pillow fort rave gone wrong. "Nabucodonosor"? Is that the Italian Trap anthem for existential crises? Or are you just trying to impress your friends with the concept of ‘high art’ while still blasting the latest Bad Bunny track like it’s your personal theme song? You need a GPS to navigate that musical identity crisis. Just face it, Davide: your Spotify profile is a sonic Bermuda Triangle where good music goes to disappear, and the only thing left standing is your poor taste, drowning in Italian melancholy and bad decisions.

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