Roasted 2 years ago based on Tesia Kim's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Tesia Kim, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. You’ve curated a playlist that screams “I can’t pick a side!” from pop to K-Pop and somehow think VALORANT is a musical artist. Newsflash: It’s a video game! So while you’re out here vibing to Creepy Nuts (which sounds suspiciously like my last breakup) and trying to convince us that a built-in ad from League of Legends' theme is an actual genre of music, the rest of us are just trying to figure out whether to report your taste or give it a faint clap for originality. Your top artists read like a teenager's "What I Like" essay - only a bit more chaotic! "Imagine Dragons and Taylor Swift?" Wow, Tesia, way to hop on the bandwagon of mediocrity! Do you just mash ‘skip’ until you hit your favorite K-Pop anthem and then throw in some emotional rock ballads like a toddler tossing crayons around? Seriously though, if your music choices were a color, they’d be beige. Is this what happens when you get Spotify wrapped and accidentally put it in the blender? And those most played songs? Wow! "Bling-Bang-Bang-Born," huh? Sounds like the soundtrack for a high-budget Lego movie that got lost in translation. If anyone’s trying to make sense of your choices, let me save you the time - it’s like you turned on a random playlist and took the first ten songs that played while simultaneously Googling “How to be cool on Spotify.” Dear Tesia, embracing the essence of musical confusion is a bold move, but maybe treat yourself to a little less chaos and a little more coherence? Or don’t, and just keep me entertained with your soundtrack to existential dread!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!